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davemfox

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thursdya's Joke...
« on: December 07, 2006, 03:31:46 PM »

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy
kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want
to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished
man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the
Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter
has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my
personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide
for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I
will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a
A$32,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a A$34,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will
receive a factory and A$32,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage I
am not sure what I should do, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the girl's father who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's
shoulder and tells him, "You sh*g her again."

Dave
« Last Edit: December 08, 2006, 05:50:02 AM by davemfox »
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Re: thursdya's Joke...
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2006, 06:20:16 PM »

Dave...................... tidy your room me laddo, this is a disgrace  :mad:..... I'll read it when you remove all the >'s etc   :dontknow:
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Re: thursdya's Joke...
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2006, 08:23:55 PM »

yea all those <<<<<< reel bad,but hay GOOD joke :hello2: :hello2: [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: thursdya's Joke...
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2006, 05:50:26 AM »

Dave...................... tidy your room me laddo, this is a disgrace  :mad:..... I'll read it when you remove all the >'s etc   :dontknow:

Sorted mate  :-P

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Re: thursdya's Joke...
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2006, 08:45:38 AM »

Dave...................... tidy your room me laddo, this is a disgrace  :mad:..... I'll read it when you remove all the >'s etc   :dontknow:

Sorted mate  :-P

Dave

cheers bud you have redeemed yourself  :icon_thumright:
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