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[Shongololo]

........chilli, Now don't get me wrong I'm no wuss when it comes to chillis. I grow my own and got 5 new variaties this year, well picked some yesterday and thought I would have one today when I got back from Snett. So two toasted cheese and one chilli and fook me my face was falling off. First time in my life I ha dto leave half a toasted cheese. It was a ' Big Sun'.

Now I'm to scared to go for a shit as the ring sting is gonna kill me tomorrow. Hand stands in the shower I reckon.

[Andy J]

 



 

[Shongololo]

  something like that yes.

[roxy]

fill your hot water bottle with ice cubes mate 

[HammyUK]

Give it your best war cry and go for it. Then sit down and cry when no-one is looking with some preparation H. (thats not H for Horse by the way)

[Shongololo]

  @ Hammy
  @ Roxy

The thing is I was suffering but I wasn't gonna let it beat me.... stubborn...now I'm gonna pay.

By the way I have one left if any one wants it. Good luck though.

[Andy J]

 


 

[roxy]

almost pist myself at that one andy 

[Shongololo]

  @ andy yep funny

[GRNINJA]

Random

[Andy J]

 

[Shongololo]

more like fook not fit for human consumption.

[slapknacker]

 

[pat]

One of my oldest mates has no sense of taste or smell at all following a car accident when he was a squaddie out in Germany in the early 80s.

When we were out for a curry we used wait until he'd gone to the bog & then taunt the staff that they couldn't prduce a dish too hot for him to eat, which they'd inevitably rise to & look astonished when he'd wolf it down without even noticing.

The real fun though was the torrent of abuse he'd unleash at us down the pub the next lunchtime !  We'd then stick Johnny Cash's 'ring of fire' on the jukebox a few times & sing-along & he'd abuse us some more....      

Hapy days !

You know,somehow the girls never quite understood how hilarious this was...    

[JediZX10R]

  @pat