Well you won't beleive what happened to me a few days ago.
I'd gone to pick up my fancy dress costume for a forthcoming party that I'll be attending and I thought I'll pop in to the Kawasaki dealers and ask their opinion as to why a battery they sold me the day before wouldn't start the bike.
Well before you know it there was a scene similar to Sweeney from the '70s with cops everywhere and people screaming. I shit myself and dropped the costume I was carrying and the fecking Axe fell out of the bag right on this nice salesmans desk knocking over a couple of items....................
No, seriously I can only imagine Paul's fear that he was going to smash some of them bikes, I bet he didn't even think of the fact that the axe could have been coming in his direction.
Right I'm off to bakers tomorrow as I had a bad cream cake today, so I think I'll take a scaffolding tube with me.......I've not been in trouble before so I should be home in time for tea.
