ZX 10 R Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome ZX10R Ninja Owners!!!!!
Front Page Here
Can all new members that haven't posted please read the admin and announcement page for the forum rules.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6, 12  (Read 1270 times)

JediZX10R

  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 76
  • Posts: 677
Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6, 12
« on: October 23, 2007, 03:14:00 PM »

A man walks into a chemist shop with his13-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?
To which the man with a matter-of-fact attitude replies,
'Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.' 'Oh I see,'
replied the boy pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of That in health class at
school.' He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and
asks,'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for
high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these
for?' 'Those are for students,' the father answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses
THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye,
the father replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for
February, one for March.ETC:'
Logged

supergirl

  • SuperBike Superstar
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 100
  • Posts: 1666
  • Yogi's Mistress
Re: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6, 12
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2007, 03:29:15 PM »

once a month!? wishful thinking dude... :lol:
Logged
the race is long and in the end, its only against yourself...

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Re: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6, 12
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2007, 03:30:02 PM »

Were you at my wedding  :icon_scratch:    best man used that one in his speech, well substituting the 13 year old son with me of course  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged

Si-10R

  • aka 900RR
  • ZX10R Staff
  • GP Hero
  • ****
  • Personal BHP 176
  • Posts: 3410
Re: Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6, 12
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2007, 07:15:09 AM »

 [rofl]  :icon_thumleft:
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

Page created in 0.061 seconds with 22 queries.