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EXJ10R

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JOKE?
« on: October 14, 2007, 09:51:47 AM »

A pregnant woman was caught in thr crossfire of an armed robberey and was shot three times in the belly,
The woman survived and when she came round the surgeon told her that the good news was her triplets had survived,
but the bad news was he couldn't remove the bullets due to complications and risk to the babies.
The woman successfully gave birth to three healthy babies, two girls and one boy.

16yrs later at home the first of the girls came crying to her mum, 'whatevers  the matter?'
'well' said the girl,'I was having a wee and a bullet come out into the toilet'
'It's okay' said mum and told the 1st daughter what happened 16yrs ago.

A week later the 2nd daughter came crying and the mum told her what happened 16yrs ago and that her sister
had the same problem last week.

Later on that week, the boy came crying to his mum, so she said 'it's okay, I understand, you were having a wee and a bullet come out'
'No' said the boy.'Iwas playing with myself and I've just shot the dog'.









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Shongololo

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Re: JOKE?
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2007, 10:00:33 AM »

yawn, bit earlyfor jokes this morning. still made me smile a little
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Re: JOKE?
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2007, 01:06:59 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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GRNINJA

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Re: JOKE?
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2007, 03:03:50 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] thats a good un  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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