A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to Scotland.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
you Mr. Scotsman for letting me in this country, giving me free housing, free food stamps,
free medical care,free education and all wonderful social monetary benefits!'
The passer-by says, 'You are mistaken, I am polish.'
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. 'Thank you for having such
a beautiful country here in Scotland !'
The person says, 'I not Scottish , I am from Croatia .
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Scotland !'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Iran , I am not Scottish !'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you Scottish ?'
She says, 'No, I am from Iraq !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Scottish people?'
The Iraq lady checks her watch and says.... 'Probably at work.'
Dave