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Author Topic: Friday's Joke....Part Two  (Read 4624 times)

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Friday's Joke....Part Two
« on: December 01, 2006, 10:24:34 AM »
Duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"
 
 Barman says: "No."

  Duck says: "Got any bread?"

  Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

  Duck says: "Got any bread?"

  Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

  Duck says: "Got any bread?"

  Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread,   ask me again and I'll nail your f ** ng beak to the bar you  irritating bastard of a f **ng bird!"
 
Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"
 
Duck says: "Got any bread?

 
 
 
 
Have a nice Day...
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Re: Friday's Joke....Part Two
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2006, 11:00:05 AM »
that's poor  :boxing:  then again I sort of like it now  [clap]

only a small point but Duck's can't speak let alone get such attention in a bar  [whistle]

Hey, do you want to hear the mandarin joke?  [naughty]
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Re: Friday's Joke....Part Two
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2006, 02:33:20 PM »
silly but made me chuckle a tiny bit
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Re: Friday's Joke....Part Two
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2006, 04:43:32 PM »
Quote from: Andy J on December 01, 2006, 11:00:05 AM


Hey, do you want to hear the mandarin joke?  [naughty]

Go on then, am listening...

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Re: Friday's Joke....Part Two
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2006, 04:52:00 PM »
ok but be warned it's not for kids..............


what's better than licking a Mandarin ?


I'll tell you the punch line later  :roll:
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Re: Friday's Joke....Part Two
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2006, 05:02:51 PM »
licking Amanda out    :downtown:






am I banned now  [whistle]
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Re: Friday's Joke....Part Two
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2006, 05:24:41 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Friday's Joke....Part Two
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2006, 10:40:56 PM »
no I like that one  :icon_thumright: [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Friday's Joke....Part Two
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2006, 12:29:08 AM »
The funny thing is that a guy in my office told me it and the whole office heard when he said it  [rofl] I just had to post it  :emb:
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