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Friday's Joke....Part Two
davemfox:
Duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f ** ng beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a f **ng bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
Have a nice Day...
Andy J:
that's poor :boxing: then again I sort of like it now [clap]
only a small point but Duck's can't speak let alone get such attention in a bar [whistle]
Hey, do you want to hear the mandarin joke? [naughty]
GRNINJA:
silly but made me chuckle a tiny bit
davemfox:
--- Quote from: Andy J on December 01, 2006, 11:00:05 AM ---
Hey, do you want to hear the mandarin joke? [naughty]
--- End quote ---
Go on then, am listening...
:icon_rendeer:
Dave
Andy J:
ok but be warned it's not for kids..............
what's better than licking a Mandarin ?
I'll tell you the punch line later :roll:
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