A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara
desert on a camel. On the third day out, the
camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the
Priest surveyed their situation. After a long
period of silence, the Priest spoke.
Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that
we can survive more than a day or two.'
'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are
unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you
do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was
wondering if I might see yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it
would do any harm.'
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed
the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting
frequently on their beauty.
'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She
consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?'
'I have never seen a man's penis.
Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest
replied lifting his robe.
'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
The priest consented and after a few minutes
of her fondling he
was sporting a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the
right place, it can give life.'
'Is that true Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh Father, that's wonderful Stick it in the camel
and let's get the hell out of here!'
