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Author Topic: Monday's Joke....  (Read 1553 times)

davemfox

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Monday's Joke....
« on: October 01, 2007, 09:15:36 AM »

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first
Class section of an airplane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose,
then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the
Woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered
violently once more.
     
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still
curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even
more than before.
     
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the
woman, "I couldn't help but notice" he said, "that you've sneezed
three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"
     
"I am sorry if I disturbed you," she replied. "I have a very
Rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
     
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.
     
"I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are
you taking anything for it?"
     
The woman nodded, " Pepper."


 [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: Monday's Joke....
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 11:10:24 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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GRNINJA

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Re: Monday's Joke....
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 11:33:28 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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madlad

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Re: Monday's Joke....
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 06:29:03 PM »

 [rofl] [clap]
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Re: Monday's Joke....
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2007, 07:32:39 PM »

lucky cow, frankly...
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Re: Monday's Joke....
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2007, 07:43:05 PM »

Great joke!!!!!!  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]
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Re: Monday's Joke....
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2007, 09:05:48 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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