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Abo

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Shopping Trip
« on: October 04, 2007, 12:06:11 PM »

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding  the

most perfect shoes in the  first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in

the second. In the third  everything had just  been reduced to a  fiver

when her mobile phone rang.  It was a female doctor  notifying her  that

her husband had just been in  a terrible accident and was  in  critical

condition and in the ICU.  The woman told the doctor to inform her

husband where she was and  that she'd be there as soon as possible.

 

As she hung up she realized  she was leaving what was shaping up to be

her best day ever in the  shops. she decided to get in a couple of more

shops before heading to the  hospital.

 

 

She ended up shopping the  rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a

cup of coffee and a  beautiful  coffee slice complimentary from the  last

shop

 

 

She was jubilant. Then  she  remembered her husband. Feeling guilty,  she

dashed to the hospital. She  saw the doctor in the corridor and asked

about her Husband's  condition. The lady doctor glared at her and

shouted, "You went ahead and  finished your shopping trip didn't you! I

hope you're proud of  yourself! While you were out  for the past  four

hours enjoying yourself in  town, your husband has been languishing in

the  Intensive  Care Unit! It's just as well you went  ahead  and

finished, because it will be  more than likely the last shopping trip you

ever take! For the rest of  his life he will require round the clock

care.  And you'll  now be his carer!"

 

 

The woman was feeling so  guilty she broke down and sobbed...........

 

 

 

 

The lady doctor then  chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your  leg.

He's dead. What did you  buy?"
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GRNINJA

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Re: Shopping Trip
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 12:27:21 PM »

 :shock: shocking dunno whether to giggle or not  :shock:
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Re: Shopping Trip
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 12:31:17 PM »

...go on, you know you want to... :tongue3:

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Re: Shopping Trip
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 12:50:33 PM »

heh heh heh, fucking typical woman... [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Shopping Trip
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 06:57:00 PM »

 Giggle?  I'm falling about!!!!!
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