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HammyUK

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Confession
« on: October 02, 2007, 07:40:11 PM »

Dicky went to church to confess his sins.
"Bless me father for i have sinned. I have been with a loose girl"
The priest asks "Is that you dicky?"
"Yes father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with."
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Brown?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Margaret O'Doyle?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Anne O'neil?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Catherine O''Tool, then?"
"Please Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration.
"You're very tight lipped, Dicky. and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for four months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months holiday and five good leads!"
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DaveE

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Re: Confession
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2007, 07:44:37 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Confession
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2007, 07:48:21 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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