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[Shongololo]

Ok so here is my outlook on road signs and road speed limits.
As there is a sign each side of the road you add them to get the road speed limit
i.e. 30 + 30 =60
40 + 40 =80
70+70=140

Nut now I've seen a new one.

Services 23m ...... does that mean I have to get to the services in 23 minutes or under?
and that one with a wind sock ...... does that mean I got to get my front wheel or both wheels airborne?
and those signs near an off ramp, you know three angled bars, then two, then one, Is that lean angle or how many lanes fthere are filtering thru?
and those ones that say 'Think bike' doh I'm on one of cause I'm thinking bike. It should say think cars because they'll be in your way.

I'm confused

[GRNINJA]

Random post of the week goes to 

You been on the sauce mate your waffling 

[Andy J]

 

[Shongololo]

Random post of the week goes to 

You been on the sauce mate your waffling 

prefer mustard to sauce. Where did sauce come into this

actually covered in marmalade spread over a flightcase.

[Shotgun]

The overhead signs on the M27 now tell you how many minutes to certain junctions. Keep meaning to phone and tell them thay are wrong, should be half what they are saying

[Shongololo]

The overhead signs on the M27 now tell you how many minutes to certain junctions. Keep meaning to phone and tell them thay are wrong, should be half what they are saying

  it seems to be challange.

[GRNINJA]

Random post of the week goes to 

You been on the sauce mate your waffling 

prefer mustard to sauce. Where did sauce come into this

actually covered in marmalade spread over a flightcase.

sauce is another word for booze doode 

[Shongololo]

oh dear.... hook, line and sinker.

[GRNINJA]

oh dear.... hook, line and sinker.

is that south african humour then  do we have to go into conquering the colonials again.....  bitch 

[Shongololo]

no sir Glen, I'll behave now I've soberd up.

[GRNINJA]

  good boy

[Shongololo]

 

have fun tomorrow