Michael, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, How
would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" the teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said.
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you, Paul,
how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right Back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to
say the word 'bathroom' at the table."
"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once, and show us
your good manners." With little hesitation Johnny said: "Darling, may I
please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
Dont blame me my mate seems to have nothing better to do whilst @ work.
Maybe thats why it takes so long to get a race licence sent out from the ACU
![[rofl]](http://forum.zx10r.co.uk/Smileys/default/ROTFLMAO.gif)
