Just imagine sitting in traffic on you way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners with great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes' he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same 3 questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: Hey! This is Ed on c\. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?
Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.
DJ: Great. Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.
Contestant: Brian
DJ: Are you married or what?
Brian (laughing nervously) Yes I am married
DJ Thank you. Now what is your wife's name? First only please
Brian: Sara
DJ: Is Sara at work, Brian?
Brian: She is gonna kill me
DJ: Stay with me here Brian. Is she at work?
Brian (laughing) Yes, she is at work
DJ: Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?
Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.
DJ: Atta boy Brian.
Brian (laughing sheepishly) Well?
DJ: Question 2 - How long did it last?
Brian: About ten minutes.
DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh! No one would ever have said that if a trip was not at stake.
Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.
DJ: Okay, final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I well.....
DJ: This sounds good, Brian, Where was it at?
Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks....
DJ: Uh huh.
Brian: and the Mother in law was in the shower at the time.
DJ: Atta boy, Brian.
Brian: On the kitchen table.
DJ: Not that great? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it.
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.
(3 minutes of commercials follow)
DJ: Okay audience, lets call Sara, shall we (Touch tones ringing)
Clerk: Kinkos.
DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?
Clerk: This is she.
DJ: Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.
Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours!
DJ: Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooo... do you know the rules of Mate Match?
Sara: No.
DJ: Good.
Brian (laughing).
Sara (laughing) Brian what the hell are you up to?
Brian: Just answer the questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.
DJ: Yeah, yeah Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sara: Ok.
DJ: Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?
Sara: Oh God Brian..........uh, this morning before Brian went to work.
DJ: What time?
Sara: Around 8 this morning.
DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?
Sara: 12, 15 minutes maybe.
DJ: Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?
Sara: Yes.
DJ: Where did you have it?
Sara: OH MY GOD BRIAN! You did not tell them that did you?
Brian: Just tell them honey.
DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sara?
Sara: Well.....
DJ: Come on Sara.... where did you have it?
Sara: Up the arse.
After a long pause, the DJ said, Folks, we need to take a station break.
And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing.
