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[rotax81]

just dont wear light grey trousers 




or get some of these 

[zxyogi]

 

[slapknacker]

have to say i have onlt farted and fllowed through 'twice'

once on a bus, and once at linedancing

havent been on a bus in a while,

and onlt went to line dancing just the once, was a date with a girly,
didnt see her again

[GRNINJA]

I followed though loads when I was in Iraq , I pick up D&V ( diarrhea and vomiting ) and you piss through you ass.... the toilets were 6 foot holes dug with diggers with loads of flies around was disgusting.... and if you ate it fuel the virus.... you had to starve for 2 days to clear out ya system 

I went for a piss through my ass 11 time in an hours at one point my as was so sore it have felt like I have been raped by the england rugby team   


not nice

[zxyogi]

Soooooooooooooooooooooo you have previous with the England squad then.................... 

[slapknacker]

 

bloody rag head diseases eh

[GRNINJA]

was probably caught of the flies darren.... but yeah arabs being unlcean in iraq doesn't help....


and yogi I will leave the england squad to you ... as you are always first in George 

[zxyogi]

 

[GRNINJA]

 

 

[voleracing]

Interesting topic .....................if i was your mrs i would make you wash them by hand in a bucket..............that should cure the problem   

If that failed would stangle you with a pair of G-strings

[simple]

Bartman ,

Am I right in saying you are a driving instructor ??

That job would be enough to give me " arse gravy " - I am a bad enough passenger with people who HAVE passed their test 

 

[Bartman]

Bartman ,

Am I right in saying you are a driving instructor ??

That job would be enough to give me " arse gravy " - I am a bad enough passenger with people who HAVE passed their test 

 

Shhhhhhhhhhh... dont tell everyone