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Author Topic: Clever Race horse  (Read 1857 times)

Shongololo

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Clever Race horse
« on: August 16, 2007, 06:56:18 PM »

Three racehorses waiting to start the big race.

First horse brags, I've come 2nd in my last two races.

Second horse says, I've had two thirds . a second & a first in my last races.

Third horse says, I've won my last two, and was third in the race before that.

A greyhound wanders past and says Your all crap, I've won every one of my last ten races.

The horses stare at him in awe................first horse says.












F U C K me, a talking dog!


please, please give me some BHP
« Last Edit: August 16, 2007, 07:11:22 PM by Shongololo »
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GRNINJA

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Re: Clever Race horse
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 07:10:19 PM »

have you written that right don't make sense.... about as funny as death  :dontknow:
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Re: Clever Race horse
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 07:11:36 PM »

have you written that right don't make sense.... about as funny as death  :dontknow:

oops
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Re: Clever Race horse
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 07:12:54 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] ok ok yeah thats is funny but ruined it by not having the punch line at first..... ya mong  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

+ bhp
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Andy J

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Re: Clever Race horse
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 10:14:06 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] +bhp from me pal  :icon_thumright:
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Shongololo

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Re: Clever Race horse
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 10:15:36 PM »

thanx Andy back at ya
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Re: Clever Race horse
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 10:17:24 PM »

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Re: Clever Race horse
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 10:24:09 PM »

cheers Dave have one back
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