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Author Topic: common  (Read 1596 times)

roxy

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common
« on: August 13, 2007, 09:04:37 PM »

a big ugly stinking  foul mouthed woman waddles into asdas dragging two filthy kids with her, the greeter at the door says 
"good morning madam, what beautiful children you have, are they twins?"
she replies,
"twins how the fuck can they be twins ya fuckin stoopid fuckin prick that wans fuckin 8 n that fuckin wans only fuckin 3 ya
fuckin daft eejit why the fuck wid ye think they wur fuckin twins?"
the greeter at the door replies.
 "because i cant imagine anyone shagged you twice!"



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GRNINJA

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Re: common
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 10:24:52 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

slapknacker

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Re: common
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 10:58:59 PM »

 :iamwithstupid: [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [clap]
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i'm too thick to make a banner, have tried at the banner maker site, can make one but cant get it uploaded. shyt shyt shty shyt.............
pissed of now!

Andy J

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Re: common
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 11:01:01 PM »

 [clap]  best joke I've heard in ages +bhp my good man  :icon_thumright:
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Shongololo

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Re: common
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 08:29:08 AM »

 [clap]
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Jon177

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Re: common
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2007, 12:42:43 PM »

 [rofl]
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JediZX10R

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Re: common
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 05:58:28 PM »

wicked  [rofl]
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