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[davemfox]

The sargeant major is showing off his troops to a vistor." I'll show you how tough my men are" he says.
"PARADE ATTENTION SHUN.....PARADE DROP TROUSERS AND PANTS"
He walks to the first man with the vistor following alongside.Raisng his staff he hits the squaddie right on the end of the hampton,who grimaces but still stands to attention.
"Did that hurt?"
"No sargeant"
"And why not?"
"Because I am a commando sarge and commandos are the toughest soldiers in the world"
Smiling at the vistor he moves on to the second man.He raises the staff above his head and belts the chaps dick,he flinches but still stands to attention
"Did that Hurt?"
"No sargeant"
"And why not?"
"Because I am a commando sarge and commandos are the toughest soldiers in the world".
He smiles at the vistor and moves to the next man,who's about seven foot tall,he holds his stick in both hands and hits the dick right on the end as hard as he can.The squaddie doesn't even blink.
"You see the sort of men we have here" he says to the visitor "toughest soldiers in the world".
"Did that hurt?"
"No sargeant"
"And why not?"
"Because that dick was the blokes behind me sargeant".

 

Dave

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