Essex Dave and his misses Wendy had been together for a while and Dave wanted to show his love for Wendy.
So Dave being a typical Essex man thinks I know I will get a tattoo.
So off Essex Dave goes to the Tattoo parlor thinking to himself where on his body he would like it.
When he gets there he thinks I want to make this special so says to the tattooist.
"Right I want my girlfriend Wendy's name tattooed on my cock".
The Tattooist reluctantly agrees and Tattoo's Wendy on his cock.
Dave sees the tattoo and sees that it just says WD. Dave says
"What the fuck I asked for Wendy" tattoist replies.
"don't worry when you get a boner it will reveal Wendy"
so just to make sure Dave plays with himself a bit and his right there it is Wendy clear as day on his cock.
Well anyway Dave is happy as fook with his new tattoo and off he trotts to his local to meet some of the blokes.
Half though his third pint Dave busting for a piss jumps up and fecks off to the pisser to empty his little fella
As he goes in he see this huge black guy pissing in the urinal next to the one he chooses. now Dave being an inquisitive little fucker
thinks to himself I wonder if its true what they say about black cocks..... So Dave has a cheeky peek.............
Well copping an eyeful he sees the Letters WD on this guys cock and Dave jumps too all the wrong conclusions kicking up a stink.....
This Black fella tells him to calm down and that he has nothing to worry about, he is not seeing anyone called Wendy.
Dave not being happy with this and tells the black guy to prove it. So the Black guys starts to play with himself a bit and slowly starts to get a boner........
then there it is clear as fooking Day light
wait for it.......................
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Topic: don't post jokes but Daves joke made me remember one :-P (Read 1290 times)