A bloke is having a pee in a train station loo when a coloured guys comes in and starts having one too,the bloke couldn't help noticing the newcomer had a monster knob.
"Blimey" he says "sorry to stare but thats one hell of a weapon you've got there"
"Yes,in my country anyone who wants to have success with the ladies ties a flat iron on the end of their dick and leaves it on for a week,then you end up with one like this" says his new pal."Why don't you give it a go when you get home,I'll be here again in a weeks time when my holidays finished,we can meet and you can let me know how its going".
The bloke can hardly wait to get home,he can't find a flat iron but ties on a lump hammer and eagerly waits the results.
A week later he walks back into the loo,the coloured guy is already in there."How did you get on?" he asks.
"Good so far,I'm half way there"
"What do mean half way?"
"Well its already gone black!"
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Dave
