LOL! Awesome, loving the TRON story!
Mine was recently, I was on my usual commute to work on the a31 Hog's Back (awful and dangerous road), musing the slightly sludgey action of my front brake when I encountered a white pick up truck weaving from left to right maybe 3 or 4 feet. Surely too early in the morning to be drinking?! Anyway, before passing him in the outside lane of the D/C I studied his weaving for maybe 10 seconds, trying to predict his pattern before nailing it past him. Left...right... just as he starts to go left again I wind it open in 3rd at maybe 60 mph - in the 1.5 seconds I'm gassing it I've maybe generated a closing speed of about 30 mph when he breaks his pattern and veers sharply right and leaves me no room at all! Much panic braking and I clearly remember the rear leaving the ground and the front beginning to slap, me using all my strength to try and keep my arms straight and the bars from flapping - also required massive willpower to avoid the instinct to grab the rear of his truck and hold on to that instead of trying to ride the bike out of the situation. I actually clipped the rear corner of the truck with the clutch lever, whilst still braking as hard as possible - I think if I'd have braked even one millisecond later I'd have smacked the back of it good and proper.
I was too shaken to even give him any grief about it and proceeded to ride like shit to work in a bit of a daze. The only evidence of the impact was a little white paint I scraped off the ball thing on the end of the lever, very lucky. Oh and the brakes work fine!