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Aberdonians....

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davemfox:
A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom.

"De ye ken fit?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's aboot time we started sweering." The 5 year old nods his head in approval.

"Fin we ging doonstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then ye kin sweer after me, ok?"

"Aye!" the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"A'll hae some of that Weetabix sh!t !"

*SMACK*!!
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man????"

"I dinna ken," he blubbers, "but it winna be f#@king Weetabix!"



Dave

GRNINJA:
 [clap]

madlad:
Tickled me, couldnot stop laughing, guys at works think I'm losing it.... [rofl]

Shongololo:
good good

EXJ10R:
i like that alot [rofl]

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