A class of seven year olds was being taught an english lesson by their teacher,
The teacher wanted to know how well they could string a sentence together once she'd given them a chosen word.
"well then class" she said, "can anyone include the word 'contagious' in a sentence for me?"
Little Jayne stuck up her hand and said "yes miss, well my daddy is a doctor and one day a man come in with a rash all over his arms, and my daddy said he shouldn't go out as it's contagious"
"very good" said the teacher, "i'm very impressed indeed , can anyone else tell me another?"
Then Little Jimmy said "my older brother has chicken pox and that is contagious"
"very good, anyone else before the end of the lesson?" the teacher said.
"Yeah me" said little Danny Murphy "my dad said that the fella next door is painting his whole house with a two inch brush and my dad said it'll take the contagious"
