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Coincidence

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Shongololo:
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

 




"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."

 

JediZX10R:
very good  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

EXJ10R:
 [whistle]

Andy J:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

GRNINJA:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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