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davemfox:
 Imagine if all major retailers produced their own condoms and kept the same tag line....

 Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.
 Tesco's condoms - Every little helps.
 Nike condoms - Just do it.
 Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.
 Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
 KFC condoms - Finger licking good.
 Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
 Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
 Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
 Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
 Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.
 Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
 Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
 Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
 FCUK condoms - No comment required.
 Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
 Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
 Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
 Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
 Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
 Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
 Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
 Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).
 Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
 Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.
 AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
 Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
 and ....
 Polo condoms - The condom with the hole


Dave

GRNINJA:
read them else where but good though  :icon_thumright:

pocket_rocket:
yep, seen it before but still funny  :lol:  I like the burger king one  [whistle]

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