Crashes......
Honda 250N dooper dweam,1981....lost it on a roundabout,some fooker didnt refit his petrol cap after filling up,petrol sloshed outta filler straight in front of me then....OFFski!!
Yam XJ550,1982...... on way to work one PROPER winters morning car in front of me decides he wants to all of a sudden turn left,hits the brakes...so do i...cold floor shit ol non stick 80s tyres and off i come ,my crash helmet puts large dent in back of his motor,Fooker gets out Rants and Raves at me,i take my helmet off throw it at him and try to throttle him as joe public drag me off....i was a young Skinhead with a BAD attitude!!
Yam XJ550,1982.....coming home from meeting my Mates,had Mate on back...some silly old fooker drove out in front of me on a Honda C90...T boned him,Yam write off,C90 damage to chain guard.Ol fooker was pissed...thought insurance would cover what happened but blame was put at 60/40 my way!!! Dont ask!!
Suzuki GSXR1100K,1990......At time living in York,my Muckers from the South came to visit,took em out round the local twisties....1100k they no handle...too fast into right hander...took to the fields aploughing!!
Suzuki GSXR1100K,1991....going to get it MOTed...PROPER winter again,choke on full,turn right outta my road,road icy...mini high side and Gix rolling down the road on its own in gear with choke on full...with me on my knees watching.....
Suzuki TLR,2003......As above but TL fell flat on its side pivoting round on its fairing!
Thats it!!....touch wood!!