lol u aint noticed my pics in my section of the gallery yet then lol
god how feking hard is eating advocados with one hand, man! they should label food with disability access:
green - yeah will fit in your mouth all at once. havent got a mouth? no problem, shove it elsewhere that has teeth!
orange - hmm you might have trouble here - but stick with it - just make sure nobody with a camera about to show exactly how much mayo you have on your face/keyboard/lap/hands
red - mate. dont fracking bother. you cant physically ride a bike even wiv mods so you might as well call it a day. theres a nice lil place in austria waiting for you - you wont remember a thing
advocados are deffo orange.
now to other things:
washing cups - orange
washing glasses - red
doing bra up - orange (no mayo jokes please)
undoing bra - actually depends on whether its sports or silk - easier sports ones as the clasps are bigger - shades of orange tho...
sex - oh green green green
but something is missing!?
ah yes *blinks off morphine* doc says 2 months til i back on a bike. hes lying as i got on it this morning. didnt ride her tho - good to keep the miles off!!!
and still no response from werk on wen dey wanna meah back!
so choc and dvds for me den!!!
*waits for dvd rental donations (please)*