makes me wonder if there should be a personality test before youre allowed to buy a ZX10...
so here is the makings of mine:
Question 1: When you get on a bike do you
a) turn it on
b) adjust the mirrors
c) lovingly stroke the tank
d) pull your iridium visor down, putting you in stealth mode
Question 2: When riding on the motorway do you
a) filter at a ton
b) keep a good distance between you and the sloooooowww weeeeeaving BMW rider in front
c) weave between the cats eyes like they are orange cones, just because 'you can'
d) ride erratically, trying to catch everyone out
Question 3: When filtering, what is your top speed
a) 10 mph
b) 10 mph above the speed of the accompanying traffic
c) 30 mph above the speed of the accompanying traffic
d) 60 mph no matter the speed of the traffic
Question 4: When you see some tottie, what do you do
a) SLOW down and kerb crawl her...
b) Pull a wheelie, pass her, then pull a stoppie *just* in front of her, then flip up your visor to show her your gorgeous eyes... (
)
c) Just pass her - she aint on a bike. beeyatch.
d) Aim for her (if she moves, shes not worth it, if she doesnt, shes the one!)
Question 5: When choosing your new bike, whats more important
a) shineyness
b) colour/paintjob
c) performance
d) reliability
Question 6: What is your favourite activity/use for a bike
a) commuting
b) rideouts
c) track days/racing
d) tricks
Question 7: Which of these is the coolest
a) Buell Lightning
b) Honda Goldwing
c) Cagiva Planet
d) Suzuki DT250
Question 8: How many bikes have you owned
a) there can be only one
b) more than one but less than 5
c) less than 10 but more than five
d) hundreds and millions
Question 9: Rate yourself
a) im mean keen and a speed machine
b) im funky cool calm and collected
c) dont you know who i am?!
d) i wear an orange vest. need i say more.
Question 10: How long can you hold your breath for
a) less than a minute
b) more than a minute but less than 2 minutes
c) more than 2 minutes but less than five
d) *sorry i blacked out, what was the question?*
So give me your answers and ill let you know which bike you should buy...
and i might tell you my answers at some point *cough*...
and so begins another offering from SG xxx