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[zxyogi]

Sorry...very strict upbringing! Amen!

[supergirl]

makes me wonder if there should be a personality test before youre allowed to buy a ZX10...

so here is the makings of mine:

Question 1: When you get on a bike do you
a) turn it on
b) adjust the mirrors
c) lovingly stroke the tank
d) pull your iridium visor down, putting you in stealth mode

Question 2: When riding on the motorway do you
a) filter at a ton
b) keep a good distance between you and the sloooooowww weeeeeaving BMW rider in front
c) weave between the cats eyes like they are orange cones, just because 'you can'
d) ride erratically, trying to catch everyone out

Question 3: When filtering, what is your top speed
a) 10 mph
b) 10 mph above the speed of the accompanying traffic
c) 30 mph above the speed of the accompanying traffic
d) 60 mph no matter the speed of the traffic

Question 4: When you see some tottie, what do you do
a) SLOW down and kerb crawl her...
b) Pull a wheelie, pass her, then pull a stoppie *just* in front of her, then flip up your visor to show her your gorgeous eyes... ()
c) Just pass her - she aint on a bike. beeyatch.
d) Aim for her (if she moves, shes not worth it, if she doesnt, shes the one!)

Question 5: When choosing your new bike, whats more important
a) shineyness
b) colour/paintjob
c) performance
d) reliability

Question 6: What is your favourite activity/use for a bike
a) commuting
b) rideouts
c) track days/racing
d) tricks

Question 7: Which of these is the coolest
a) Buell Lightning
b) Honda Goldwing
c) Cagiva Planet
d) Suzuki DT250

Question 8: How many bikes have you owned
a) there can be only one
b) more than one but less than 5
c) less than 10 but more than five
d) hundreds and millions

Question 9: Rate yourself
a) im mean keen and a speed machine
b) im funky cool calm and collected
c) dont you know who i am?!
d) i wear an orange vest. need i say more.

Question 10: How long can you hold your breath for
a) less than a minute
b) more than a minute but less than 2 minutes
c) more than 2 minutes but less than five
d) *sorry i blacked out, what was the question?*

So give me your answers and ill let you know which bike you should buy...  and i might tell you my answers at some point *cough*...

and so begins another offering from SG xxx

[davemfox]

d
a
c
d
c
c
d
c
b
b

Dave

[zxyogi]

D......But a Black visor
A
C
C
C
B/C
A
D
B
B

[Gizmocities]

1. A of course....  Not going to sit there with my Iridium down but not going anywhere.
2. A & C
3. D
4. C
5. C
6. All of the above
7. A
8. D
9. B
10 D

[Andy J]

Question 1: When you get on a bike do you
a) turn it on

Question 2: When riding on the motorway do you
d) ride erratically, trying to catch everyone out

Question 3: When filtering, what is your top speed
b) 10 mph above the speed of the accompanying traffic

Question 4: When you see some tottie, what do you do
c) Just pass her - she aint on a bike. beeyatch.

Question 5: When choosing your new bike, whats more important
c) performance

Question 6: What is your favourite activity/use for a bike
b) rideouts

Question 7: Which of these is the coolest
a) Buell Lightning

Question 8: How many bikes have you owned
d) hundreds and millions

Question 9: Rate yourself
c) dont you know who i am?!

Question 10: How long can you hold your breath for
d) *sorry i blacked out, what was the question?*


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can't quite believe I answered some of those 

[simple]

d - black tint tho'
c - I wish !! ( more likely to be " b " )
b
c
c first then b
b - soon to be c after Silverstone 
a
c
c
d - I can breathe through my ears 

C'mmon then Gab what does the above tell ya 

[zxyogi]

    

[supergirl]

easy now - im compiling a spreadsheet as we speak!

one person has INCREDIBLY close answers to the ones id have chosen. ill post em at some point. need a few more responses first leave it til say tomorrow morning and ill post the outcome

*rubs hands maniacally including obligatory laugh*

[zxyogi]

*rubs hands maniacally including obligatory laugh*

  You'll get HAIRY palms doing that...and go blind!! 

[supergirl]

lol...hmmmmm....

more like the feisty girls will give me an early grave...dont ask...

right. one person has 8 out of 10 answers the same as i would give. there are two where im giving some leeway on coolness (im being fair, dont worry):

Q6 because you might not have experienced some of them (but, frankly why the fuck not!?! call yerself a biker!?! no seriously, track days can be expensive and we dont all have the dosh to do it, nor wheelie skool for dat matter but i wanna go!!!)

Q8 because if youre like me, youve only had your license since december 05 and bought your first bike in jan 06 (but have still had non fault crashes resulting in ownership of 1 x GN125, 3 x sv1000s and now own an SV650 racebike and the 07 zx10 in blick - i make that 6 bikies  )

If you wanna know more about the accidents (road and track) im gonna post em on another thread...including my insurance amount lmao....oh its not really funny is it *kicks bin*

[zxyogi]

  So whats the result? 

[supergirl]

one person has INCREDIBLY close answers to the ones id have chosen. ill post em at some point. need a few more responses first leave it til say tomorrow morning and ill post the outcome

the result is that you need new glasses...

[GRNINJA]

there was only 1 question where I could put my answer the rest of the answers I was outside of the Box