ZX 10 R Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome ZX10R Ninja Owners!!!!!
Front Page Here
Can all new members that haven't posted please read the admin and announcement page for the forum rules.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: bloke joke  (Read 1719 times)

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
bloke joke
« on: July 12, 2007, 04:25:07 PM »
One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his  intentions she says,                               
                                                       
"Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and lean."                             
                                                       
Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.                     
                                                       
"Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"



ok ok 4/10 but at least I tried  [whistle]
Logged

GRNINJA

  • Super Dooper
  • Administrator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 680
  • Posts: 25374
  • -ZX10R Ninja-
Re: bloke joke
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2007, 04:30:12 PM »
 :icon_thumright:
Logged
Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

MajicKwak

  • ZX10R Staff
  • GP Hero
  • ****
  • Personal BHP 205
  • Posts: 3001
Re: bloke joke
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2007, 04:31:21 PM »
Very good, however one question

Quote from: Andy J on July 12, 2007, 04:25:07 PM
fresh and lean

Is she having beef curtains removed ?  :dontknow:
Logged
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

 I hate people who take drugs... Customs men for example...

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Re: bloke joke
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2007, 06:57:58 PM »
Quote from: MajicKwak on July 12, 2007, 04:31:21 PM
Very good, however one question

Quote from: Andy J on July 12, 2007, 04:25:07 PM
fresh and lean

Is she having beef curtains removed ?  :dontknow:

 [whistle]  think I missed a 'c' there  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.089 seconds with 21 queries.