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Andy J:
One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his  intentions she says,                               
                                                       
"Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and lean."                             
                                                       
Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.                     
                                                       
"Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"



ok ok 4/10 but at least I tried  [whistle]

GRNINJA:
 :icon_thumright:

MajicKwak:
Very good, however one question


--- Quote from: Andy J on July 12, 2007, 04:25:07 PM ---fresh and lean
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Is she having beef curtains removed ?  :dontknow:

Andy J:

--- Quote from: MajicKwak on July 12, 2007, 04:31:21 PM ---Very good, however one question


--- Quote from: Andy J on July 12, 2007, 04:25:07 PM ---fresh and lean
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Is she having beef curtains removed ?  :dontknow:

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 [whistle]  think I missed a 'c' there  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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