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Martek:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

 "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"


 WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE FROM A WOMAN!!

 I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
 DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



 SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK- HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
 NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SCHOOL CLASS NEARLY 40 YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE
 THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH
 ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY
 SUCH THOUGHT.

 THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
 TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE
 HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL


 "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

 "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

 HE ANSWERED, "IN 1968. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

 "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

 HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT,
 GREY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,



 "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

GRNINJA:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

horse:
 [clap]  [rofl]

Andy J:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

KEIRON10R:
 [clap] [rofl]

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