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Martek

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How Old!!
« on: July 10, 2007, 08:33:25 PM »

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

 "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"


 WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE FROM A WOMAN!!

 I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
 DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



 SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK- HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
 NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SCHOOL CLASS NEARLY 40 YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE
 THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH
 ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY
 SUCH THOUGHT.

 THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
 TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE
 HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL


 "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

 "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

 HE ANSWERED, "IN 1968. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

 "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

 HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT,
 GREY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,



 "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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GRNINJA

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Re: How Old!!
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 10:42:53 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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horse

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Re: How Old!!
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 10:45:56 PM »

 [clap]  [rofl]
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Andy J

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Re: How Old!!
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 12:02:46 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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KEIRON10R

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Re: How Old!!
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 12:03:37 AM »

 [clap] [rofl]
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pocket_rocket

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Re: How Old!!
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 09:08:14 AM »

excellent  [rofl] [rofl]
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2 pints of heavy

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Re: How Old!!
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 02:02:34 AM »

nice [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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