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[madlad]

A man goes into superdrug and asks "Do you have any K Y Jelly"

"I'm sorry sir but we don't" said the assistant "have you tried boots"

"Boots" the man says " I want to slide in not fuckin march in".....

[GRNINJA]

  I can hear the




 

[MajicKwak]

 

Very Good

[davmail]

Or,man walks into chemist,asks for some Rat poison,girls says they are sold out,said to try Boots,he says,look,I wanna poison them,not kick em to death!!!

[EXJ10R]

Or,man walks into chemist,asks for some Rat poison,girls says they are sold out,said to try Boots,he says,look,I wanna poison them,not kick em to death!!!

A parade of shame for you davmail

[Andy J]