Gaffa tape the scaley little fooker to your lid and try it out on your next hoon!!
Well I took him out on a run this morning. Had a Arai acorn shell strapped to his head (safety first!), but didn't need to gaffa tape him to anything in the end cause of his suction feet and tail - at one point we were doing 160mph on the back wheel down the M3, and he was happily chomping away at the flies hitting the radiator. The fat little fucker was playing havoc with my balance point though! I gotta say he's an excellent pillion - no need for loo stops, he just drops em as and when. And when we did stop for a bevvie this hoodie was checking out my bike, obviously checking out the security measures he would need to overcome, when Golum leapt onto him. Now Golum is only 2 inches long, tip to tail, so everyone further than 3 feet away had no idea what was really going on. It looked like the hoodie had scored some really bad shit and the bad shit had just kicked in, cause to everyone else in the carpark he was wrestling an invisible 10ft T-Rex. In all fairness to the lad, Golum did land across his left eye so probably looked a lot bigger to him. Anyway, the screaming must have spooked Golum too cause he jumped straight back on the bike and just wanted to go home. The hoodie just wanted to go home too. On the ride home I took it easy because I noticed the Arai acorn lid is a little big for Golum and was slipping over his eyes, and when he can't see where I'm going he keeps leaning the wrong way.
