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Author Topic: Appointment  (Read 1881 times)

kryten

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Appointment
« on: June 29, 2007, 07:20:00 PM »

A bloke went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he
told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said." I'm a professional. In more
than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," the bloke said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'willy' the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA
battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing hysterically. Five minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me".

"On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the bloke replied...

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GRNINJA

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Re: Appointment
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2007, 07:40:45 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Shongololo

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Re: Appointment
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 07:50:12 PM »

 :icon_thumright: [rofl] :icon_thumleft:
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Martek

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Re: Appointment
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2007, 08:29:43 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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davemfox

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Re: Appointment
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2007, 09:20:27 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Dave
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slapknacker

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Re: Appointment
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2007, 10:15:49 AM »

 :iamwithstupid: [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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i'm too thick to make a banner, have tried at the banner maker site, can make one but cant get it uploaded. shyt shyt shty shyt.............
pissed of now!

pocket_rocket

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Re: Appointment
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2007, 10:22:38 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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