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Fifty Quid

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madlad:
Morris and his wife Esther went to the Yorkshire show every year,

and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in

that helicopter.

 

Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride

is fifty quid, and fifty quid is fifty quid."

 

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,

"Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I

might never get another chance." To this, Esther replied, "Morris

that helicopter is fifty quid, and fifty quid is fifty quid."

 

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a

deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay

quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you!

But if you say one word, it's fifty quid." Morris and Esther

agreed and up they went.

 

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was

heard. He did his dare devil tricks over and over again, but

still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris

and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell

out.

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said

something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty quid is fifty

quid."

GRNINJA:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Andy J:
 [rofl] [rofl]

pocket_rocket:
 [rofl]  [rofl]

davemfox:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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