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Shongololo

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Chinese meal
« on: June 28, 2007, 10:31:13 AM »

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order " Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal , served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
" Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in th epot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather pertubed , he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

" please sire," says the waiter, " what you order?"

The husband replies , " Chicken Surprise."


" Ah! So solly," says the waiter, " Ibring you peeking Duck!"


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Re: Chinese meal
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2007, 11:04:54 AM »

an oldie - but still made me smile  :lol:
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Re: Chinese meal
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2007, 11:24:37 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Chinese meal
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2007, 01:56:39 PM »

an oldie - but still made me smile  :lol:

 :iamwithstupid:   [rofl]
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Re: Chinese meal
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 05:17:36 PM »

 [rofl]
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