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[smiffi76]

 Three mice sat in a pub having a discussion on who's the hardest.

1st mouse says "I'm the hardest, I go up to a  mouse trap, rip the cheese out and as the bar's coming down I catch it and bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!! "

2nd mouse starts to laugh, hahaha " you puff, is that all?"......... "I get rat poison, crush it to a fine powder and snort it !!"

3rd mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door.

"Where you going" ask the other two.

He replies "Home............ to shag the cat"   

[davemfox]

 

Dave

[GRNINJA]

lol heard it but still a good en 

[Andy J]

 

[madlad]

Now he's a tough fother mucka....

[Lovell]