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10RDan:
Prof of maths sends his wife a text.
" Dear wife, your 54 yrs old and you can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this I will be in a hotel with my 18 yr old assisstant. I'm sorry, I will be home late. "

Wife sends reply. "Dear husband, you're also 54 and by the time you get this I'll also be at a hotel with with my 18 yr old toyboy.  You're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more than 54 into 18 so don't wait up floppy knob !!

GRNINJA:
good one  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

KEIRON10R:
 [rofl] [rofl]

MajicKwak:
 [rofl] [rofl]

Will remember to use that in school tomorrow on the Maths teachers  [rofl] [rofl]

horse:
 [clap]

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