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10RDan

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Maths.......
« on: June 25, 2007, 07:06:56 PM »
Prof of maths sends his wife a text.
" Dear wife, your 54 yrs old and you can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this I will be in a hotel with my 18 yr old assisstant. I'm sorry, I will be home late. "

Wife sends reply. "Dear husband, you're also 54 and by the time you get this I'll also be at a hotel with with my 18 yr old toyboy.  You're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more than 54 into 18 so don't wait up floppy knob !!
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Re: Maths.......
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 07:20:09 PM »
good one  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Maths.......
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 07:24:12 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Maths.......
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2007, 07:27:01 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]

Will remember to use that in school tomorrow on the Maths teachers  [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Maths.......
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2007, 07:29:34 PM »
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Re: Maths.......
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 08:13:27 PM »
ha ha  [clap] [rofl]
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Re: Maths.......
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2007, 10:46:50 PM »
 [clap] [clap] [clap] it is good a like  :headbang:
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Re: Maths.......
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2007, 11:53:45 PM »
very good  :icon_thumright:
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