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Author Topic: It all adds up in the end  (Read 2624 times)

Bartman

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It all adds up in the end
« on: June 22, 2007, 08:51:23 PM »
Three Dwarfs go into a pub. "3 pints of lager please" says one of the dwarfs.

The barmaid looks and says "sorry, but I dont think you over 18, however, if you can show me that you have a 12" cock between you, you can have the drinks"

With that the first dwarf gets his cock out which is 7" long. The 2nd dwarf gets his out and its 4 " long. The last one gets his out...............1" :shock:

The barmaid duly measures the lads and since they have made the 12", she gives them they drinks.

The first dwarf says"If it wernt for my 7" we would not have this drink"
The second dwarf say" If it wernt for my 4", we wouldnt have this drink"

The third dwarf says "thank the fuck I fancied the barmaid or we would not be having this drink! BOOM BOOM :lol: :lol:
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roxy

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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 08:55:18 PM »
 [ [clap] [clap]clap]
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GRNINJA

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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 08:59:03 PM »
oldies are the best....

I will give you a BHP out of pity  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Shongololo

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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 09:17:31 PM »
 [clap] Trying hard for BHP Bartman ?
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Bartman

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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 09:27:35 PM »
Quote from: Shongololo on June 22, 2007, 09:17:31 PM
[clap] Trying hard for BHP Bartman ?
:icon_thumleft:

Am I that see thru :lol: :lol:
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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 09:28:15 PM »
yes  :tongue3:
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Bartman

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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2007, 10:33:38 PM »
ok, I admit it.

Got 9 more then I started with this morning thou :-S :-S
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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2007, 08:28:58 AM »
I'm that third dwarf... :emb:
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Bartman

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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2007, 01:07:44 PM »
Quote from: Shongololo on June 23, 2007, 08:28:58 AM
I'm that third dwarf... :emb:

 [rofl]

Hung like a hamster eh? :lol:
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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2007, 07:46:11 PM »
Cock like a budgies tongue?   The lord giveth, and he taketh away!!!  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: It all adds up in the end
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2007, 10:34:49 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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