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Author Topic: Shitty motorist  (Read 3016 times)

fossil

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Shitty motorist
« on: June 20, 2007, 09:57:37 AM »

Ill explode if I dont get this off me chest
Dual carriageway - roundabout - dual carriageway, me in right lane along side new silver range rover. Driver decides to 'straight line' the round about, running me up the kerb. Had it covered anyway and braked but he had no intention of backing off - it was real close by the time I figured I couldnt 'chicken him out' by sticking my ground - and the bastard ran right against the kerb just to make sure.  F*ck me sometimes it just gets to me the arrogance of it.

Anyway, nipped in front of him, stopped and turned  and shouted 'Dont ever do that again' (I know ... what waste of time). Thought I might get a wave of sorry mate from him but no he starts shouting back and waving his arms at me ! cocky twa.t So I gave up and went on my way.
Sometimes I wish I was built like GRNINJA so I could uphold the law of the playground.
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pocket_rocket

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 10:04:56 AM »

bloody 'ell that was a close call.  Glad you are Ok though - have a  :occasion14: to calm your nerves. 
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fossil

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 10:07:11 AM »

Cheers Pocket - good post on the Celeb thing.
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G.Mac

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 10:56:16 AM »

Thats what the hard knuckle bits are for on your gloves.......for smashing their mirrors!!!

I think my count is 2

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pocket_rocket

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 11:10:44 AM »

Thats what the hard knuckle bits are for on your gloves.......for smashing their mirrors!!!

I've often contemplated this - but am too scared that I'd fall off if I tried it  [whistle]  I think it has something to do with being a short arse though, if I was to lose my balance it would all be over and I would be on the floor with the guy in the car laughing his head off  [naughty]
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davemfox

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 11:32:07 AM »

Not had to do that for a long while - last time was when I was despatching in London late 90's, ended up kicking hell out of the headlights and panel as I went past  :boxing:

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simple

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 11:43:11 AM »

Not had to do that for a long while - last time was when I was despatching in London late 90's, ended up kicking hell out of the headlights and panel as I went past  :boxing:

Dave


Don't give em a whack just pull the feckers off  [rofl]

If you give them an " upper cut " they come straight off and generally end up miles away  :headbang:
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pocket_rocket

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 11:45:36 AM »

[If you give them an " upper cut " they come straight off and generally end up miles away  :headbang:
definately sounds like the voice of experience there  :tongue3:
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zxyogi

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 11:49:27 AM »

Experience?.....NO! He's a virgin!!



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simple

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 12:01:28 PM »

Ssssssssssshhhhh !!!
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GRNINJA

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007, 12:56:25 PM »

Never had  this problem but if i did it would be more than the mirror smash in ... It would be bloody for sure  :mad:
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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 01:30:44 PM »

Thats my Boy...live in B.......l and behave like a B.......l Hooligan!! I know where youre coming from as i would be drawing blood to!!
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fridayman

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 02:02:05 PM »

I've heard of someone carrying a pocket full of coins. When involved with a asshole cager, simply overtake and release coins over left shoulder. At slower speeds this does a pretty job on the paintwork, and at higher/motorway speeds it can lead to all sorts of modifications to headlights/radiators/windscreens/etc  :whip2:

fossil

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 03:09:57 PM »

Fridayman that is just plain naughty     ;-)

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Bartman

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Re: Shitty motorist
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 04:48:22 PM »

I've heard of someone carrying a pocket full of coins. When involved with a asshole cager, simply overtake and release coins over left shoulder. At slower speeds this does a pretty job on the paintwork, and at higher/motorway speeds it can lead to all sorts of modifications to headlights/radiators/windscreens/etc  :whip2:

Have heard of peeps useing spark plugs toobtain a much more definitive outcome :shock: [clap]
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