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A woman in a jewellers..........................

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smiffi76:
A woman in a jewllers breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring.

She looks round embarrased, and sees the salesman standing right behind her.

Totally professional he says " Good day madam, how may I help you?"

Hoping he maybe hadn't heard her "accident", she asks, "Sir whats the price of this lovely ring?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it , your going to shit yourself  when I tell you the price!!"

Shongololo:
There we go nice one.  :icon_thumright:

roxy:
 [ [clap] [clap] [clap]  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] :headbang:

Andy J:
excellent  [rofl] [rofl]

GRNINJA:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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