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Author Topic: A woman in a jewellers..........................  (Read 1831 times)

smiffi76

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A woman in a jewellers..........................
« on: June 19, 2007, 10:16:18 PM »
A woman in a jewllers breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring.

She looks round embarrased, and sees the salesman standing right behind her.

Totally professional he says " Good day madam, how may I help you?"

Hoping he maybe hadn't heard her "accident", she asks, "Sir whats the price of this lovely ring?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it , your going to shit yourself  when I tell you the price!!"
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Shongololo

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Re: A woman in a jewellers..........................
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 10:17:09 PM »
There we go nice one.  :icon_thumright:
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roxy

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Re: A woman in a jewellers..........................
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 10:17:49 PM »
 [ [clap] [clap] [clap]  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] :headbang:
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Andy J

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Re: A woman in a jewellers..........................
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 10:19:46 PM »
excellent  [rofl] [rofl]
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GRNINJA

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Re: A woman in a jewellers..........................
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2007, 10:36:39 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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madlad

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Re: A woman in a jewellers..........................
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 12:06:49 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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Si-10R

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Re: A woman in a jewellers..........................
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 01:32:44 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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