Did you know that Eagles
mate for life? Well, one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darlin' of 10 glorious years.He went looking and found her. She had been shot.
Dead!
Harry was devastated.
After about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate. But he just might like to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate.
He found a lovely DOVE and
brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK but all the DOVE would say is, " I
am a DOVE I want to Love! I am a DOVE I want to love!"
Well, this got on Harry's
nerves so he kicked the Dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a
mate. He found a very sexy LOON and brought her back to the nest. Again the
sex was great, but all the LOON would say is "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I
am a LOON I want to spoon!"
Egads!! Out with the
LOON.
Once more he flew off to
find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous DUCK. He brought the DUCK back to
the nest. Again the sex was great, but all the DUCK would say was...well .....
you know ......
No ...... the DUCK didn`t
say THAT!!!!! What's an awful thing to think!
Better scroll down
The Duck said, " I am a
DRAKE you made a MISTAKE !"
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Dave
