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Born a Baptist!

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Martek:
Born a Baptist:

 Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
 cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbours were Catholic.... and
 since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
 delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks were causing such a problem
 for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The
 Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After
 several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest
 sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and
 raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

 Bubba's neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
 the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighbourhood. The
 Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and as he rushed into
 Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and
 watched in amazement.

 There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
 carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a
 deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a fish...."

GRNINJA:
that wasn't too good mate  :dontknow:

davemfox:
Not bad mate  :icon_thumright:

Dave

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