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Irish Joke

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kryten:
Teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

horse:
Not bad!

KEIRON10R:
 :lol:

Andy J:
my all time favourite, usually little Jonny and neighbour washing the car on a sunny day

+bhp  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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