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[roxy]

a son asks his dad whats the difference between "theoretically" & "realistically".
his dad replys thats a hard one but i have an idea.
ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1million quid.
mum replys oh yeah course i would.
dad says now go ask your sister if she`d sleep with the coalman for 2 million quid.
f**k aye she replys no problem.
well ther you go son thats your answer
"theoretically" we`re sitting on 3 million quid
"realistically" we`re living with 2 tarts

 

[Andy J]

a classic      +bhp

[davemfox]

yep, a golden oldie 

 

Dave

[horse]

 

[r1ninja]

 
Brilliant !

[KEIRON10R]

 

[GRNINJA]

that ones an old one round here still good 

[slapknacker]

a gud un alright.

here another;

little john is sitting in class, the teachers says to the class ; today you have to make a sentence with the word 'contagious' in it.

first up is Clare who says; many years ago there was a plague in london and it killed many people as it was contagious.
well done says the teacher.

next is James who says; when you have a cold you should cover your mouth when you cough  or sneeze as you can spread germs that are contagious. again teacher says well done.

any body else says teacher?

me miss pipes up John, my dad says the man next door is painting the front of his house and he only has a 2 inch brush and it will take the cunt ages to do it.